What's gonna happen to you after death?

We don't like to think about it, and we're forcibly reminded of it all too often. With the level of discomfort we (in the West anyway) have surrounding death, what do we actually know about what happens to you when you do kick the proverbial bucket?





Taking the universal approach, Asap SCIENCE gets down to a subject that we're all going to deal with sooner or later. Do we have a good reason to be so weird around dying? What's it actually like? Does it hurt, or is it easier than falling asleep?

 

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The Heart Of Teacher....

 A young man, a student was taking a walk with a professor who was known for his kindness. As they went along, they saw lying in the path a pair of old shoes, which they supposed belonged to a poor man who was employed in a field close by, and who had nearly finished his day’s work. 
The student turned to the professor, saying: “Let us play the man a trick: we will hide his shoes, and conceal ourselves behind bushes, and wait to see his confusion when he cannot find them.” 
“My young friend,” answered the professor, “we should never amuse ourselves at the expense of the poor. But you are rich and can give yourself much greater pleasure this way . Put a coin into each shoe, and We watch to see how the discovery affects him.” 
The student did so and they both placed themselves behind the bushes close by. The poor man soon finished his work, and came across the field to the path where he had left his coat and shoes. While putting on his coat he slipped his foot into one of his shoes; but feeling something hard, he stooped down to feel what it was, and found the coin. He was absolutely astonished . He gazed upon the coin, turned it round, and looked at it again and again. He then looked around him on all sides but no person was to be seen. He now put the money into his pocket, and proceeded to put on the other shoe; but his surprise was doubled on finding the other coin. His feelings overcame him; he fell upon his knees, looked up to heaven and uttered aloud a fervent thanksgiving thanking some unknown hand which would save his sick wife and his children who were without bread.
The student stood there deeply affected, and his eyes filled with tears. 
“Now,” said the professor, “are you not much better pleased than if you had played your wicked trick?” 
The youth replied, “You have taught me a lesson which I will never forget. I feel now the truth of those words, which I never understood before: ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.”

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Best Use Of Vaseline #Naughty Joke

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. 
While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. 
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. 
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. 
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k/ll us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. 
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

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My Heart Still Beats For You...?

After one years of break up....! 
I found a message in my inbox... That message was my her...
She wrote.... How is you dear Are you fine.... 
My first expression after reading that..... was shocking...... 
The girl..... whom I never want to remember..... Has messaged me......! 
Whole past get splashed inside my mind The time....We had spent together..... That time.... When we dream of our beautiful future.... The time...... when she said me, Baby......we will prove this world.....that true love really exists.... I just started crying.....by remembering that..... and suddenly I go pass by her profile......, 
There I saw...... Her status..... 
It was written that.. ''In a relationship" with....Name of that guy..... And saw her whole profile..... It was seem like....she loved that guy very much...
But I wanted to tell her.......That how much I love her.....
 but, now the time had changed.... 
My hand went to keyboard... fingers on the keys..... 
I wrote..... Umm, nice to see you happy with him.....! 
With smiling smiley...... And give her blessings...For her relation... she too wanted to say something.....! But I know.........I should escape from her life...... As I don't want.....that our past splashes her new relation, 
I simply said...... Wow, nice to see your message.... I am fine and very happy with my new girl friend...... 
Although i know, I should not spoke that lie..... But today also her happiness...... is my first preference... Yes ., 
My Heart Still Beats For You...?

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Here ' s How To Get Rid Of Ingrown Toenail Without Surgery

An ingrown toenail is caused by an overgrowth of nail and/or skin and it can be quite painful.

 

If you begin to notice the early stages of an ingrown toenail, make sure to adhere to the following treatment plan.


 
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Bathe your affected foot in a mixture of 2 liters of warm water mixed with 3 tablespoons of baking soda to soften your skin. ­ Disinfect a small, torn portion of a cotton ball with antibacterial liquid. ­ Place the torn cotton piece under the ingrown toenail with tweezers. ­ Change the cotton and repeat this entire procedure every 24 hours for 15 days and your problem will be cured

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Teacher and Student Conversation

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person" 
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail" 
Teacher: Did you make this poem yourself?? 
Student: Yes Sir ! 
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare 
Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Son or Moon? 
Student: Of course Moon Teacher: Why?? 
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it.. 
Teacher : What will you do after growing up? 
Student : Facebooking 
Teacher : No! I mean what will you Become?
 Student : Admin of Facebook pages 
Teacher : O My God! I Mean what will you Achieve when you grow up? 
Student : Facebook Admin Rights 
Teacher : Idiot! I Mean what will you do for you Parents ? 
Student : I create a page for them on FacebooK."I Luv Mom and Dad". 
Teacher : Stupid! What do you parents want from U? :
@ Student : My Facebook password. 
Teacher : Oh God!

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Worlds best 8 Superb Quotes

Worlds best 8 Superb Quotes

Shakespeare.

"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because U May Win The Game But The Risk Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person For A Life Time".

Napoleon.

"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!"

Einstein.

"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me It's because of them I did it myself."

Abraham Lincoln.

"If friendship is ur weakest point then U are the strongest person in the world."

Shakespeare.

"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It".

William Arthur.

"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

Hitler.

"When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You."

Shakespeare.

"Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases Stay Quiet......

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