A NIGHT IN THE BAR

A NIGHT IN THE BAR: Bartender: Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before… 
Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink … 
Bartender: What kind of Job? 
Man: Well. I am a Consultant. 
Bartender: Whats that? Man: Its a logical thinker. 
Bartender: Logical Think, what? 
Man: Let me explain it with an Example. Do you have a dog? 
Bartender: Yes! 
Man: That means you love animals 
Bartender: True!
 Man: That mean you love your kids too. 
Bartender: Yes True! 
Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married. 
Bartender: Very True! 
Man: You love your Kids. You are still married, means you have a beautiful Wife.
 Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these? 
Man: That’s logical thinking now you are married to a lady, so you are not Gay! 
Bartender: Impressive! 
Man: Time to leave. Bye! (About 20 mins., later the Bartender’s Boss Comes) 
Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today. 
Boss: Consultant!!Whats that?? 
Bartender: A logical thinker.
 Boss: Logical what?? 
Bartender: I’ll explain it with an Example 
Boss: Okay! 
Bartender: Do you have a DOG? 
Boss: No! Bartender: That means you are Gay!