Friday, December 18, 2015

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The Fact These 9 Photos Prove Aliens Are Real

Remember that time the aliens invaded Earth? Me neither, BECAUSE IT WAS COVERED UP BY NASA. Anywho, this shows the aliens attacking our naval fleet. Prettttyyyy spooky if you ask me. 

No chance whatsoever this is the effort of a talented illustrator or photoshop artist. Unless that illustrator/photoshop artist WAS AN ALIEN!!!!!! Just look at those two beings in space suits. I suppose theres a small chance that they aren't aliens and are actually NASA astronauts–but I'd say it's safer to assume it's all just aliens. 

Like, come on. It's totally real. Look how perfectly the perspective matches up and how seamlessly it integrates into the photo. So seamlessly. It definitely wasn't the work of some shitty photoshop artist. My guess? Aliens. 

I think we've got a classic alien murder mystery on our hand here, folks. 

This enormous skeleton found on an archeological dig. You can see that the skeleton's hands are wrapped around its neck, as if it were choking.

There's no way this is either photoshop or forced perspective, because science. I can't prove it completely, but I've got a feeling this is the skeleton of our enormous alien ancestors who colonized the planet millennia ago, which all true alien enthusiasts like L. Ron Hubbard know came down from space and mated with the dinosaurs.That's where we came from.



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